I have a zit on the very tip of my nose and it hurts really bad.

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7 Deadly Sins!

Lust: Something that I find attractive.
Pride: Something that I like about myself.
Sloth: Something that I dislike about myself.
Envy: Something I wish I was better at.
Gluttony: One of my favorite foods.
Wrath: Something that gets me angry.
Greed: Something I can’t get enough of.
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theclearlydope:

Perfect. Just … so … perfect.

My body is sore. I dont want to move.

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puppiedog:

i thought he was doing a handstand onhis cat

I’ve been dancing around naked in my room for the last twenty minutes or so.

I’m in such a good mood today.

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The dress I’m wearing to my cousins wedding makes my titties look like they’re going to burst out of my dress.
Hahahaha I’m so getting kicked out of the ittybitty tittie committee

MY FUCKING ALARM WENT OFF. WHAT THE FUCK??!!!

*bursts into tears like a toddler, promptly cries self back to sleep*

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Why?

i was trying to explain, to my dad, what my relationship status on facebook was. yeah. thats all and i was kind of hoping i could bypass that conversation with my parents.